Surf Spots 170506

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- Every week, since about oh, 1998, The Onion has made me laugh. That's a lot of laughter, and this warning that people's drunkenness does not impair the Alligators' ability to inflict enormous physical harm made me spray the screen.
- Here's a fairly comprehensive list of the 50 worst songs ever recorded. Was compiled before 'My Humps', obviously, and being American, they'd never heard Fat Freddy's Drop.
- At this years' Oscars, the Wilson brothers talked about the Wes Anderson short that became Bottle Rocket that started it all. Now, thanks to YouTube, you can see the original version. I'll say it again - God bless the internets.