Top 3 cults currently operating in Auckland

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3. Young Mums in baseball hats pushing prams at 25 kms per hour. Where are they going so fast? Where?

2. People that work at Real Groovy. You can imagine the interview:
Any tattoos? Nope.
Any facial piercings? Nah.
Freaky-ass down with the kids haircut? No.
Get Out Of Here You FREAK!

1. The Warriors 'faithful'. I mean, COME ON. There's got to be something going on there. I wouldn't eat or drink anything at Ericsson stadium if I were you.